I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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