i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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