I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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