Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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