The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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