it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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