Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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