Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He kissed a someone with a penis
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I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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