so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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