I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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