nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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