So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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