Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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