WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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