I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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