But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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