I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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