she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Alive.
So much puke
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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