I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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