we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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