some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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