You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
