someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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