best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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