While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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