At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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