He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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