The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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