Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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