That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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