Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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