I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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