so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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