Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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