so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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