Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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