I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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