I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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