I must be too annoying 4 u.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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