Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
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Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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