You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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