turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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