Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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