Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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