You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
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He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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