im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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