i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
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you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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