yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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