you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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