You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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