As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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