my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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