i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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