she woke up with a sticky ear
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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