Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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